...drink shots of tequila and go and see the Chippendales before their wedding. I drink cocktails and G&Ts and go to see an all male ballet which turns out to have women in it.
Bride to be: "Oh I'm having such a great time at the all male ballet with women in it! This is the best night I've had in ages! This is just the bees knees! I'm having such a wonderful time, it's almost like that feeling you get when you take codeine!"*
Wonderful friend who organised it all: "That'd be the codeine tablets you took in the restaurant. The ones you downed with Gin."
Btb: "Oh. Yeah. Still good though."
*I'm not a drug addict. They let you take codeine if you've got arthritis. Although they probably wouldn't if they read this.
