...drink shots of tequila and go and see the Chippendales before their wedding. I drink cocktails and G&Ts and go to see an all male ballet which turns out to have women in it.
Bride to be: "Oh I'm having such a great time at the all male ballet with women in it! This is the best night I've had in ages! This is just the bees knees! I'm having such a wonderful time, it's almost like that feeling you get when you take codeine!"*
Wonderful friend who organised it all: "That'd be the codeine tablets you took in the restaurant. The ones you downed with Gin."
Btb: "Oh. Yeah. Still good though."
*I'm not a drug addict. They let you take codeine if you've got arthritis. Although they probably wouldn't if they read this.
I'm so sad I'll never be able to express myself proper in English! I like your blog a lot and look in regularily. You've got a great sense of humour (which you need living in Switzerland, belive me - I come from here).
Your wedding will turn out just right, don't worry! If anything goes wrong, well, then you'll still have funny stuff to remember!